Free Web NovelChapter 137: The First Word Chain Game, The Loser Is Fucked All Over the Ass as Punishment
Esty-san poked the fish slices with the wooden stick and flipped them over.
"I heard it’s impossible to do cooking and grinding flour at the same time, but fish and bread can be roasted at the same time, right?"
(※: A French proverb meaning "you can’t do two things at once at the same time")
"Yeah, that’s right."
While warming my hand in the fire, I added in my mind: "It’s also impossible to fuck both a pussy and an asshole at the same time."
Sometimes in erotic manga there’s a scene where the male character’s body becomes transparent and a girl’s pussy and asshole are inserted at the same time and spread open, but that’s fiction. It’s impossible in reality.
The bricks were thick, and there was still time before the fish was done roasting.
It was warm near the fire, so I decided to stay here for a while.
Esty-san and Shepa both came close and pressed their weight against me.
Ferris-san also flew over and landed on my head. Since she was light, it was fine for her to sit on my head, but I was curious whether she was wearing panties or not.
"Ferris-san, I don’t know much about your world so I have a weird question. Do fairies eat meals?"
"No. We live by receiving power from the forest, so we don’t need food."
I see. It’s the same as elves.
I glanced toward the entrance. Bonbonbon-san was using wind magic to ventilate the room.
"Bonbonbon-san, please try to ventilate a little less and let’s warm up together here."
"No need to worry about it."
Umm.
I was grateful she was ventilating, but it felt bad that she was working alone.
Maybe Bonbonbon-san was pretending to be busy because she didn’t want to get close to beastmen.
I had no intention of trying to bring together all the beastmen, fairies, and elves in the world, but at least I wanted them to get along with each other.
Shepa seemed not to care about conflicts between races, and Esty-san and Ferris-san were showing adult attitudes and getting closer. But Bonbonbon-san had been blatantly saying she hated beastmen.
I wanted them to talk to each other between the two races at least.
Alright.
"Let’s play Shiritori together."
"Shiritori!"
Shepa wagged her tail happily and came stroking my ass.
I didn’t know why she was stroking me, but since she started I decided to return the favor.
Stroke stroke.
It felt like a sex crime to touch a 14-year-old’s ass, but since Shepa did it first, returning the favor was only polite. Her small but well-toned healthy ass.
"Together... Masharu-san, you’re in good health..."
Esty-san stopped pressing her weight against me and, for some reason, moved back a few centimeters.
"Masharu-sama. It’s impossible for me because the size difference is too big..."
Ferris-san was fiddling with my scalp with her fingers or fist.
"Um. That’s an unexpected reaction. Shiritori has nothing to do with the ass, right? Shiritori is—"
I had a rare experience of explaining the rules of Shiritori.
Since Shiritori doesn’t allow ignoring others’ statements, the beastmen and fairies would be forced to talk and become closer.
"The rules are clear, right? Then the order is clockwise."
"Princess, what does ’clockwise’ mean?"
"Eh?"
Everyone was surprised.
Ah, right. They didn’t know the clock as I imagined.
There was a clock in the church of Ralme, the local religion we were staying with in Montvant, but it had gears attached to the first-floor water clock and rang a bell on the bell tower above.
It wasn’t the type where a hand moved around the face.
Probably the kind of clock that rang the bell was the general kind these people imagined. Since there was no clock face, the concept of "clockwise" didn’t exist.
"Um... Let’s go in this order: me, Shepa, Bonbonbon-san, Esty-san, Ferris-san."
"Yeah!"
Good, the game started!
"Alright. First Shiritori game, the loser is fucked all over the ass as punishment~ Apple."
Shepa "Go... go..."
Bonbonbon-san "Gold Mary"
Esty-san "Liquor"
Ferris-san "Luu desu wa"
Me "Cotton candy"
Esty-san "Cotton candy? What is that, mister?"
Me "It’s a candy from my hometown, but if you don’t know it, that’s fine. Um... cotton"
Kuh.
I thought I would have an absolute advantage because I was the only one who had played Shiritori before, but maybe the fact that I didn’t know the words of this world made me overwhelmingly disadvantaged?
Shepa "Ta..."
Bonbonbon-san "Dandelion"
Esty-san "Point"
Ferris-san "Tuurtlewassu desu wa"
Me "Wa... straw"
After that we had a fun Shiritori.
Ferris-san "Difference isuassu"
Me "Wa... wine glass..."
(omitted)
Ferris-san "Marvelousness desu wa"
Me "Wine lover..."
I was in a completely desperate situation.
I didn’t want to interrupt the Shiritori that had just started, so I let Bonbonbon-san answer while Shepa was stuck and Ferris-san’s ending "desu wa" was accepted, but this was a total failure. Everything came back with "wa"...
Shepa "To... what else can there be. I don’t know..."
Bonbonbon-san "Impatience"
Esty-san "Let’s raise a toast to a wonderful night."
Esty-san had been quietly cutting something with a knife during Shiritori, and it seemed she had finished.
It turned out to be a spoon.
Esty-san scooped wine with the small wooden spoon from the leather bag and held it up in front of my head.
"Thank you."
"Wine is delicious, right. It smells like roasted fish, and the cheese on the bread is melting. Let’s eat."
"Yeah!"
"Ah. Because it’s ’n,’ Shepa-san’s turn is over."
"Eh?"
"Oh, Shepa-san didn’t notice? Shiritori was still going on."
"Eh?"
"Then after we finish eating, let’s all stroke Shepa’s ass."
We were warming up by the same fireplace, eating the same fish and bread.
We should have become closer.
The Shiritori strategy was a huge success!
After a while, with our bellies full, we stroked Shepa’s ass all over.
Bonbonbon-san hesitated for a while at first, but once she got into it she was playing with Shepa’s ass together with Ferris-san like a trampoline.
It looks fun. I want to play trampoline on a girl’s ass too...
