Fox Has No Malicious Intent

Chapter 1003: Chapter 1000: No Having Two Kids in Three Years?

"Fox age one year equals human age ten years? Did I break the law?"

After hearing the little fox’s complaint, Ah Qing’s cheeks briefly showed a look of surprise. Then, mimicking Ansheng’s tone, she said with a quirky expression:

"You don’t even have an ID card, so what kind of law have I broken?"

"The Animal Protection Law doesn’t say anything about what happens when Huhu transforms into a human."

Before, during the [Treasure-Seeking Mushroom] incident, Ansheng had voluntarily driven a car. Ah Qing had asked if the little fox would be detained for driving without a license.

The little fox, looking unusually arrogant, lifted a hand and interrupted Ah Qing’s questioning by saying: freēwēbηovel.c૦m

"Arrest me? Then... those traffic wardens better figure out how to get me a citizen ID, or I’ll just go vacation at the zoo."

That arrogant and smug expression was firmly engraved in Ah Qing’s mind, and now she was directly using it on the little fox.

"Hey... you know what, your words do seem to make a bit of sense."

Ansheng pondered with a puzzled look and couldn’t find any laws related to the protection of spirit beasts.

"So, I bought a dishwasher, now hurry up and transform into a cute fox-boy, let me give those ears a squeeze..."

"What fox-boy?"

Chen Peipei, busy in the kitchen, heard the commotion from the living room and peeked out with a puzzled look:

"Did you bring any local products home?"

While speaking, Chen Peipei instinctively scanned the living room as if searching for a target.

"No, I was just teasing the little fox..." As soon as Ah Qing saw her mom come out, she awkwardly stood up from the floor to explain to Chen Peipei.

"Oh... You scared me." Chen Peipei exhaled in relief upon hearing this, possibly due to the situation at Ah Aozai’s home in the village, making everyone in the village now wary about marriage matters.

"You still need to find a boyfriend, but remember to consult with Momo. Once she nods, then you can hold hands and stroll down the street with him, understand?"

"If Momo doesn’t nod or says something’s wrong, just ditch him without a second thought."

"Also, where’s your dad gone off to? It’s almost time to eat, and I haven’t seen him yet."

Chen Peipei nodded and reminded her daughter before heading back to the kitchen.

"Dad said the incense burner in the old house is a bit damp, so he went to the ancestral hall to get some spiritual ash for padding, to place high-grade incense in the burner for the little fox..."

Ah Qing responded, then looked at her mom with some uncertainty and asked: "Mom... Momo doesn’t seem to have much experience in love, is it reliable to ask her?"

Talking about Momo’s boyfriend, Ah Qing showed a strange expression.

Mo Shengjie... isn’t bad at all, full of scholarly vibes, truly well-mannered, always smiling and pleasant towards everyone.

It’s just... he’s a tad bit near-sighted.

"This has nothing to do with love experience. Let me ask you a question, how many pregnancies has Momo had?" Chen Peipei, rinsing bowls with hot water, glanced at Ah Qing.

"Uh... definitely none for sure!" Ah Qing was a little stunned but still affirmed.

With Momo’s tight little belly, forget pregnancy, even just eating a little extra would make it visibly bulge.

"Well, there you go..." Chen Peipei shot Ah Qing a look and said, "Even if I were a boy, facing such a pretty little rich girl like Momo, I’d at least try my luck thrice, regardless of any other matters."

"In matters of the heart, if Momo let her guard down a bit, she would probably get pregnant a few times during university."

"I don’t know about Momo’s experience in love, but you should definitely learn from her about spotting jerks."

Chen Peipei wasn’t sure about Momo’s love life, but based on Momo’s dealings, she highly esteemed the girl, otherwise, she wouldn’t trust Ah Qing to visit Momo’s house alone.

Ah Qing should seek Momo’s advice if she encounters dilemmas related to relationships in school.

"Uh... That does make a lot of sense?" Ah Qing scratched her head after hearing this, feeling her mom’s words made a lot of sense.

"... Just heed Momo’s advice, I reckon Ah Qing’s dowry should be used to buy insurance." Ansheng thought strangely, secretly commenting in his heart.

With Momo’s personality, wanting to have two kids in three years? If she could even develop a hemorrhoid, it would be considered a major victory.

"Alright, I’ll definitely ask Momo more..." Ah Qing nodded slightly in response, but didn’t take it too seriously.

Of course.

Ah Qing didn’t think her mom was wrong, she felt her mom made perfect sense.

But Ah Qing’s criteria for a partner were too high, she hoped her future better half would be a normal person.

Apart from being normal, it’d be great if they also liked outdoor activities and small animals like herself.

The "normal person" condition isn’t hard to meet, just stay away from the Xinxing Agricultural Science College and find some ordinary men, it’s not too difficult.

Outdoor activities aren’t difficult either, but liking small animals might be a bit tricky.

The small animals Ah Qing mentioned, none of them are easy-going.

Ah Qing also knew it might be difficult to find someone with her ideal qualities, but she wasn’t too bothered.

Especially knowing the life-extending properties of spiritual particles, her thoughts on this matter grew even more indifferent.

Nevertheless.

After meeting Shasha, her hope that the little fox could transform into human form intensified.

Although the little fox was a bit lazy, a bit gluttonous, Huhu really loved shopping.

If he ever transformed into a human, Ah Qing felt her life would be attending classes or spending weekends walking the fields, observing wildlife holding the little fox’s hand.

By then, Huhu could help with livestreaming, accompany her to stroke the King Cobra, or those mischievous Bamboo Leaf Green Snakes dangling from branches.

Though the little fox could accompany her now, devices like smartphones or cameras were designed with humans in mind, fitting human ergonomics.

Some things didn’t suit the little fox, but if Huhu could transform into a human, everything would be different.

Too bad... Smelly Xiaolan was too lazy, not fully injecting the nine needles of Spirit Particle Potion each day, delaying his transformation.

"What are you glaring at me for?"

Ansheng was puzzled, glancing at Ah Qing who had just come out from the kitchen and rolled her eyes at him.

"Little Fox, come come come..." Chen Peipei saw Huhu squatting at the kitchen door, and greeted him with a smile:

"I’ve specially prepared chicken and pig feet for you. Eat to your heart’s content!"

"Right, help me call Little White upstairs, Big Goose, and Mouse White to join for dinner."

"Squeal..."

Ansheng puckered his lips, turned around, and swung his fluffy fox tail, showing some disapproval of Chen Peipei’s words.

Who calls a fox "come come come"?

Though, for the shredded chicken and marinated pig feet, I’ll let it slide.

"Ah Qing, quickly get me a Coke. It’s all greasy food, I desperately need an ice-cold Coke to wash it down, then I can eat another two bowls."

"Okay..."