Free Web NovelChapter 1500: Chapter 1500: There Are Rules to Follow!
Upon hearing Lin Chuxue’s words, Jiang Feng was petrified!
This woman... she’s even more daring than he imagined!
But even so, Jiang Feng couldn’t go along with her plan. This kind of thing is not to be taken lightly!
"I’m still saying the same thing. If it’s just a fake marriage, a play, I can help you with that. But if you want to play for real, I can’t afford that game with you."
Lin Chuxue became even more annoyed. This guy, is he really so dense? Does he have to drive her crazy to be satisfied?
"Let me ask you, who is prettier, your so-called wife or me?" She grabbed Jiang Feng tightly and asked.
"Both are pretty."
Jiang Feng braced himself and looked Lin Chuxue up and down. At this point, he couldn’t say something insincere.
"Is her figure better than mine?" Lin Chuxue asked again.
Jiang Feng’s gaze paused at Lin Chuxue’s chest, and Lin Chuxue felt where his gaze lingered. Her body instinctively shrank back but quickly straightened again.
Speaking of figure, as an alluring goddess type of beauty, she’s definitely better than Nangong Qingcheng and even all the beauties at home. But this isn’t a matter of who has a better figure—it’s utterly ridiculous!
"You’re better than her," Jiang Feng said calmly.
Lin Chuxue hummed softly, satisfied, and nodded. "Isn’t that right? So if I replace her as your wife, what are you unhappy about?"
Jiang Feng replied irritably, "What does this have to do with figure? It’s about feelings! Do you understand feelings? Stop blathering. I’ve said what I needed to say, and you’ve seen my stance. Either think of another way or find someone else. I can’t do it."
Lin Chuxue almost wanted to knock Jiang Feng over. This guy was driving her nuts!
"Look at you, all worked up. I was just kidding!"
She glared fiercely at Jiang Feng. "Please use your toes to think for a second. Do you think I could really go register with you? At most, it’s just a fake certificate to bluff our way through, but you’re the one overthinking it, and now you have the audacity to blame me!"
"Fake?"
Jiang Feng realized abruptly.
But who can blame him? She wasn’t clear enough!
It made him truly think she was dragging him to register!
"Why didn’t you say so sooner?"
Jiang Feng said helplessly, "If it’s fake, that’s fine—as long as we don’t give it away." ƒreewebηoveℓ.com
"Do you even need to say that? We’ll get the certificate at noon and head to my parents’ in the afternoon!" Lin Chuxue snorted coldly.
"So soon?!"
Jiang Feng was shocked again!
"Duh! The sooner we go, the better. Otherwise, why did I call you here today? Wouldn’t it be better to get the money sooner?" Lin Chuxue said righteously.
"But at least we need to prepare a bit, right? Just meeting your parents like this, what am I supposed to say? Do what? If I don’t perform well, won’t we get exposed?" Jiang Feng glared at her.
Being hurried isn’t a method—there’s no plan at all.
Lin Chuxue hesitated for a moment, realizing Jiang Feng made sense, so she said, "Then tell me, what do we need to prepare?"
Jiang Feng thought about it carefully. When it comes to pretending to be a boyfriend, there’s no one in the world more experienced than him.
So he has his own strategies for gaining the trust of parents.
Since he had agreed to Lin Chuxue, he quickly got into the role, first asking about her parents’ preferences, then mainly about Lin Chuxue’s habits and hobbies. After all, they were getting a "certificate" together, yet he didn’t know what kind of person Lin Chuxue was in day-to-day life.
Lin Chuxue answered most of Jiang Feng’s questions, but when he asked if she had any bad habits, she blushed unnaturally and said coldly, "Do you really need to know that?"
"Of course! We’re ’certified’ people now. Don’t you think it’s normal for me to know such things?"
Jiang Feng truly couldn’t understand her, especially after she had casually spoken of passing on her family name, but now she couldn’t talk about her bad habits.
But seeing Lin Chuxue, usually so cold and strong, acting all shy, he felt a different kind of excitement, his interest piqued.
"I... this, I..." Lin Chuxue mumbled, her face flushed red, unable to speak.
"Are you getting stage fright now? I’ve gotten into the role already, and you’re still dawdling? Just consider me your real husband—like we’ve already been intimate—so there’s nothing to hide from each other," Jiang Feng said earnestly.
"Who’s been intimate with you!" Lin Chuxue thought Jiang Feng was taking advantage of her again and became furious!
"We’re certified, and we haven’t been intimate?!" Jiang Feng retorted, "Didn’t you call me old-fashioned? Who’s really old-fashioned here?"
"Well... that’s true!" Lin Chuxue seemed a bit embarrassed, "My bad habit is that I don’t like to wear clothes to bed at night..." fгeewebnovёl.com
Saying this, her face turned even redder, feeling like Jiang Feng knew her most intimate secret apart from her frigidity!
"It’s just sleeping naked, so what’s hard to say about that? I sometimes sleep naked too." Jiang Feng thought it was something significant, but this was it?
If it weren’t for having too many women around at home, he also liked sleeping naked, but the circumstances didn’t allow it.
"Is it the same as with you? I’m a woman!" Lin Chuxue said fiercely, "I’ve told you everything, feeling like I have no privacy in front of you!"
"..."
Jiang Feng, no longer entangled in this topic, asked with authority, "Then let me ask, when we visit your family, are we coming back the same night or staying over?"
"That depends on how things go, but I reckon we’ll probably have to stay. I seldom visit my parents, and it wouldn’t be right to rush back. Plus, we’re supposed to go back under the pretense of getting our certificate, so they won’t just let us leave." Lin Chuxue thought aloud.
"So the key question is, at your parents’ house, how are we going to sleep?" Jiang Feng asked the crucial point.
In Bai Zhiqing’s house and Mu Yanluo’s house, he had faced similar issues, almost like suffering through a horror show.
He figured this time wouldn’t be any different and that he wouldn’t escape such an awkward situation!
Lin Chuxue was taken aback by his words. She had never thought about this before.
But Jiang Feng’s question was reasonable; it’s something they had to face. Returning as a couple, parents would insist on them staying over. Wouldn’t sleeping separately give them away?
At this moment, her beautiful face reddened further, and she bit down, saying, "Of course we’ll sleep together—we’re certified! Do you think it makes sense to sleep in separate rooms?"
"Ahem, so you..."
Jiang Feng’s mischievous gaze roamed over Lin Chuxue once again.
