Free Web NovelChapter 347: Chapter 321: Dogs Like to Eat Bones (2)
Ohh~
He suddenly understood.
Humans were all afraid of the mental asylum at night, and this human was surely no exception.
"I know what you’re worried about. You don’t need to worry at all. I will protect you during this time."
Wen Ying: "???"
"It’s true that some scary things appear at night, but you won’t be harmed. Just take me there without worry. Today, at least, no one will dare to harm you."
’This human should be weeping with gratitude, right?’
The Kobold had already pictured the scene, feeling quite pleased with himself.
"Are you telling me I shouldn’t rest, but work for you instead?"
The Kobold frowned, not understanding what she meant.
’What does she mean, work for him?’
’But if I interpret it using human words, I guess that’s what it is?’
So, the Kobold silently nodded.
’This time, the human must be thrilled!’
’To be able to work for the great Lord Dog Head should be her honor!’
"Your face isn’t that big, so why are you having such beautiful delusions?"
"Hm?"
The Kobold didn’t understand.
"You don’t get it?"
"I do not. My face is indeed handsome, but it cannot be called beautiful. In your human words, the term should be ’dashing’."
"Looks like I overestimated your intelligence. Let me put it in simpler terms." Wen Ying felt a little helpless. ’Why do I have to teach monsters the various combined meanings of Chinese words even in the Fog?’
"What I mean is, you’re so ugly, how dare you have the nerve to ask me to work for you with that dog face of yours? And you actually think working for you is an honor for me? Who do you think you are, God? Do you think I have to suck up to you? I said I’m going to sleep, understand? My beauty sleep is very important to me, and you’re interrupting it. OK? Got it?"
The Kobold’s face went from white to green, then from green to red!
ARGHHHHHH!
He was going to die from anger!
He was going to explode from rage!
’This detestable human!’
’I never should have given this detestable human a chance. I should have just torn her in two!’
The anger in his mind was like a monstrous wave, crashing against the Kobold’s sanity. Only one thought remained: tear this human to shreds!
Inside the Kobold’s body, something unknown began to scurry about wildly.
It was visible to the naked eye.
And his aura grew more and more terrifying.
Wen Ying tossed a pack of spicy strips at the Kobold, but to her surprise, the Kobold didn’t even glance at them. Its aura continued to surge violently!
Wen Ying tossed another pack of spicy strips.
After tossing five packs in a row, she started to feel the pinch, but the Kobold still didn’t react.
Wen Ying then threw a cup of instant noodles.
A bottle of mineral water.
With a sigh, Wen Ying walked over to the instant noodles, spicy strips, and mineral water on the ground, bent down to pick them up, and stuffed them into her pocket.
"Since it’s not working, I can’t let them go to waste."
Just as the Kobold finished gathering its power, it opened its massive maw, revealing razor-sharp teeth that glinted coldly.
’So the Kobold was planning to eat me after all?’
But unexpectedly, in the next second, the Kobold suddenly spewed a thick, foul-smelling, dark green liquid from its mouth!
It stank. It really stank!
An invincible stench!
It was an all-pervasive odor that seemed to seep through one’s pores and into the body, affecting one’s mind.
As Wen Ying pinched her nose and retreated, the foul smell seemed to track her, following her like a shadow!
At that moment, Wen Ying understood why the Kobold was a leader. ’What’s the difference between this and a biological weapon?’
’If he wasn’t the leader, who could be?’
"Stop, stop, stop! It stinks way too much! We can talk! How about I give you your food?"
But the Kobold seemed to have fallen into a frenzy, completely unresponsive to Wen Ying’s words!
[Host, do you require assistance?]
"Hurry up and take care of it!"
Wen Ying was completely unwilling to handle this herself. If that disgusting stench got on her, she’d be psychologically scarred for life.
[Reputation value deducted. Host, quickly reach into your pocket.]
With her other hand, Wen Ying pulled out... a fresh, meaty bone!
There was very little meat on it, but you could definitely see a little bit. The crucial thing was the savory, meaty aroma wafting from the bone, which seemed to suppress the biological stench spewing from the Kobold!
The moment it saw the meaty bone, a hint of clarity seemed to return to the Kobold’s eyes, only to be followed by an even deeper madness.
WOOF WOOF WOOF~ WOOF WOOF WOOF~
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF~
Seeing its mental state, Wen Ying threw the meaty bone in her hand toward the storage room.
The Kobold instantly dropped to all fours and, with a series of WOOFs, scrambled after the meaty bone.
[Hot damn! This dog becoming a person can’t change the fact that it can’t refuse a bone!]
