Free Web NovelChapter 327: Chapter 315: Don’t Tell Me Doctor Wen Is Colorblind?
Doctor Wen looked at her completed masterpiece, Satisfied.
"Of course it’s done!"
[Is Doctor Wen color-blind?]
[I had the same little thought. Red-green color-blind, maybe?]
[How come we never noticed Doctor Wen had this kind of problem before? What’s going to happen now?! She’s not gonna get herself erased, is she?]
[I’m getting worried something bad’s about to happen. I can’t bear to watch!]
The woman in the nurse uniform looked impatiently at the floor. When she saw the green covering the ground, she nearly choked and her expression turned furious. "Done? Are you messing with me? Fine! Very good! You’ve got some nerve! Today’s work is unsatisfactory. Just you wait for your punishment!"
The woman in the nurse uniform angrily turned to leave.
This time, however, it seemed her luck from last time had run out.
Because just as she turned, Doctor Wen was already standing in front of her, a smile on her face. "Was my work not done well? How am I supposed to know if you don’t tell me? Besides, I just got to this mental hospital. Isn’t there even any training? No food to eat, no sleep allowed? Isn’t this just pure employee abuse?"
The woman in the nurse uniform was startled by Wen Ying, who had suddenly appeared before her. She quickly backed away.
"Shut up!"
"Why should I shut up? Am I not telling the truth?" Wen Ying stepped forward again, looking at the woman in the nurse uniform curiously.
"A mental hospital this big—and in an old castle, no less. There’s no way you’re broke, right?"
The woman in the nurse uniform gritted her teeth, but she seemed to think of something and held back from attacking.
She just glared angrily at Wen Ying.
"Forget about the money, then, but your attitude is also unacceptable. I’m a new employee, after all. The fact that I came here shows my approval of this mental hospital. It’s fate, you know? From now on, we’re family. Is this how you treat family?"
The woman in the nurse uniform was so angry she almost laughed!
’Approval? Fate? Family? My attitude is unacceptable?’
’Does this woman really think she’s here on vacation, or coming home?’
The head nurse had never seen such an arrogant human!
"You!"
"’You’ what? Am I wrong? Go ask the director if you don’t believe me! The director would definitely agree with me! We have to treat the mental hospital as our home. You mean you haven’t been doing that? You just go through the motions every day? Do you even consider yourself part of this mental hospital? Heavens, to think you’re this kind of employee!"
Wen Ying looked at the woman in the nurse uniform in disbelief.
The woman’s face turned from red to white, then to a ghastly livid color.
A whole spectrum of colors cycled across the woman’s face, until her mouth burst open. "I said, shut up!"
AH!
A bloody maw gaped open!
It lunged at Wen Ying, and then the nurse’s four limbs transformed into spider legs!
Her entire body, aside from her lolling human head, had transformed into that of a spider.
The thick, sturdy spider legs gave her the look of some kind of mutant.
Wen Ying quickly backed away. "Well now, so you’re a Spider Demon!"
"But I’m not Bajie or Tang Sanzang!"
[Holy crap! These special effects could probably smoke Hollywood!]
[I never knew Doctor Wen was such a smooth talker. Say more, we love to hear it!]
[What the hell, even Spider Demons are showing up. This isn’t the world of Journey to the West, is it?!]
[Dreaming of returning to the Great Tang! *Sob sob*, I wanna go too! To see the prosperous Great Tang of the past!]
[I want to go too, but only in my imagination! If I had to actually transmigrate, I definitely wouldn’t! Human lives were so cheap back then, and you could die from a common cold. Plus you’d have to be a slave or a servant. Anyway, I just like the conveniences of modern life!]
[Hasn’t anyone considered this: when the Spider Demon turns back into a human, will her clothes still be there?]
[PFFT, dying! The poster above has a wild imagination!]
[That’s a good angle. Probably gonna provide material for certain people’s late-night movies, huh?]
[Let’s do a serious analysis here. Her clothes are in tatters. If she turns back into a person, wouldn’t that be a bit hard on the eyes?]
The topic thread suddenly went off the rails.
"Don’t be in such a hurry, Head Nurse. Do you think barbecued spider tastes good?"
When she heard "Don’t be in such a hurry," the woman in the nurse uniform thought the human was scared, terrified, and about to beg for mercy!
’Finally, I can vent some of this frustration!’
’But stop just like that?’
’Impossible!’
’I have to teach this human an unforgettable lesson. At the very least, I’ll rip off both her arms and make her clean with her feet!’
’She’ll fail her task every day and be punished every day!’
’And in the end, she’ll die here!’
But then, the head nurse suddenly heard the second half of Wen Ying’s sentence!
’Barbecued spider!’
