Chapter 483: Chapter 483: Terrifying Truth
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Harmony? Happiness? Eriri, have you misunderstood these two words?
Machete Girl: After just crossing worlds, I’m being chased like crazy. What kind of harmony and happiness is this?
Soul Society’s Villain: You’re saying the opposite of what you mean, right?
Curly-haired Guy: Maybe not the opposite. Maybe she really thinks that. After all, the girls in our group have completely different values and perceptions than other girls. This situation might even spark deeper excitement within her.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Cool, a violent streak? To be honest, Uncle here might have a similar switch. Every time the bullets in my hand hit someone’s head, I feel pure joy! It’s a joy that can’t be described in words, making every cell in my body tremble.
Doujin Artist: You’re a pervert, don’t compare me to yourself!
Eriri, hidden under her cloak, looked disgusted, feeling sickened.
She thought harmony and happiness were about starting a world-sweeping revolution, not that violent kind of pleasure!
"Oh, what a shame," Ashley said, already standing up from the ground, holding a special round badge. "I only found this. Nothing else."
"There wouldn’t be anything else, would there?" Claire said calmly, letting out a sigh. "They’re members of the Holy Court. How could they possibly leave easy clues behind?"
"But with this, getting to the Eastern Province won’t be difficult," Ashley said, fiddling with the badge and smiling slyly. "The Mara family will surely welcome us."
Claire blinked, "Why are we going to the Eastern Province? Aren’t we going to the Imperial Capital? This is completely different from our plan!"
"Your Emperor also wants us to go to the Imperial Capital," Ashley glanced at her, with a hint of sarcasm. "That way, he can easily send a large force to ambush us on the way."
"He is not my Emperor!" Claire secretly glanced at Eriri, relieved when she saw her unfazed. "I have no more connection to him, you don’t need to test me like this."
"Oh, oh, oh, the dream of being Empress is finally over?"
"There might have been some vague good feelings, but that was just good feelings! And we’re about to face him anyway, why should we fear his ambush?"
"Fear?" Ashley sighed and shook her head helplessly. "This isn’t fear, my dear sister. I just don’t want to see anyone else being cannon fodder for him anymore. Or do you want to see that scene from just now again?"
"This..." Claire fell silent.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Pervert? You call me a pervert? You really see me that way? I’m so hurt, Little Lili! You’ve really hurt me, my heart feels like you’ve ripped a hole in it. It hurts, it hurts so much!
Doujin Artist: Oh, then just hurt. You’re not going to die anyway.
Lazy Kitten: Is that a little inhumane? Shouldn’t we at least put some safflower oil on it?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Safflower oil? You’re going to put safflower oil on a hole that’s already there? Oh my god, who’s being inhumane here?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Just thinking about it is scary.
Safflower oil was uploaded by Uncle Nine before Deadpool joined the group.
The group members almost all knew that this stuff was incredibly effective for bruises and sprains, almost instantly healing them. But the pungent, spicy sensation it left behind was also unforgettable for life.
Li Mochou once foolishly tried to use it to treat a scratch on her arm, and the sting made her almost roll off her bed.
Machete Girl: When it comes to pulling stunts, Luo Luo is indeed amazing.
Katsura Kotonoha praised softly, even giving a thumbs up in her heart. Meanwhile, Jeanette opposite her was still struggling to translate with the church scriptures, making very slow progress.
Lazy Kitten: These are all small things. I once saw someone online use safflower oil on phantom limbs.
Curly-haired Guy: *Gasp*!
Shark-Faced Guy: Amazing!
Wig Guy: Who was so ruthless? I want to be friends with him.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, stop talking! I can even picture that scene in my head right now. This is something no carbon-based life form could withstand! I bet even Thanos would cry his eyes out doing something like this.
Curly-haired Guy: I don’t believe it, unless you make Thanos try it.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: You think I wouldn’t dare, you damn it!
This is an Actor: It’s not that you wouldn’t dare, it’s that he wouldn’t dare appear in front of you, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, exactly! As expected, Group Leader understands me. He’s truly a strong person on my level! So much stronger than these pathetic weaklings who cover their butts even when lighting firecrackers!
Curly-haired Guy: Who the hell covers their butts when lighting firecrackers? Who are you looking down on?
Wig Guy: That’s right, who are you looking down on? Our Gintoki, when he was five years old, he shoved lit firecrackers down his pants! Right down his pants with nothing preventing it, you can do that?
Doujin Artist: *Gasp*, you’re amazing!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That is truly amazing. I’m impressed, truly impressed!
Lazy Kitten: I see, so that’s why he likes boys now. There’s a historical reason behind it.
Machete Girl: Hahaha, this is hilarious!
Everyone knows what this historical reason means. Katsura Kotonoha even felt a little sympathetic towards Sakata Gintoki. To be ruined at such a young age, how sad.
"Ye, where did you get this thing?" Jeanette suddenly asked from the other side. "You need to tell me honestly, I’m not joking."
"What’s wrong?" Katsura Kotonoha blinked and honestly replied, "It was a very strange ruin. I don’t know the exact location; the bus took me there."
"Demon Castle."
Jeanette whispered, "The place you reached is the Demon Castle. Legend says it’s where God imprisoned Cain. Those demon towers are the seals on Cain. To completely break the seal, only by sacrificing 666 living people. Then, with 666 souls willingly sacrificing themselves, Cain will be freed."
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